DIY Blue Album

B3ta had a make ur own version of an album cover contest. I dint see the rule about no photoshop, so I got made fun of. Anyway I have nothing else to post so here's this thing.


a better use of your time would be re-watching the post below

Unreal boobcicles

They have butts where their breasts should be! Awesome.

Spider Email

Brian, my best pal just sent this to me. It's awesome. I'm still sick, go to fuck. Click picture for reading time.

I'm Sick

bring soup

Westboro Baptist Church

If you're not up on the WBC then the amazing picture below should give you good reason. Their website is funny for infinity and on. They do some srsly fucked up shit, like protest Iraq war funerals with hate signs. But take a look thru their Gallery of Sings and you'll find beauties like this:

What's the URL for their Church? Duh: www.godhatesfags.com

thank god for infomercials...

and thank god for people posting infomercials on youtube

You think they got a patent for wearing a robe backwards?

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Vegas Flowchart that I makeded for people

In need of content to keep this 2 week old blerg alive I'm throwing this up even though half of the 11 people who read this place have seen it. For the other 5.5 of you I present the "Should I go to Vegas" flowchart made by non other than... ME fuckers. Duh.

Oh and 5.5 of you should know this was an invite to a vegas trip I planned. Vegas rocked... hard.

Obama Fresh Prince Mashup

credit: Bloop of B3ta boards

Paul Begala - "The Worst Generation"

A fantastic short read. Read this and tell a Baby Boomer to shove it.




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done and also done

that's tacky...

the impending zombie apocalypse...

Survival quiz. These internet quizzes are usually gayer than a a volkswagen beetle with an Apple mac sticker. But this one is cool, more like a people with a jeep and a bacon license plate style quiz.

I didn't do so well on it. Personally I think I have better than a 35% chance of survival since a significant question, "have you seen more than 10 zombie movies", wasn't in the quiz.

take the quiz (it's not totally gei)):

35%

the Heartless Bastards

If having a really cool name was all it took to make me like a band, then the Heartless Bastards would already be on my list. But I also happen to like their songs.

It's been hard for me to find new bands to like. I keep listening to the old standbys and the 4 or so albums from this summer that I liked. But I need something for the winter. These guys are wintery. I don't know what that means. Maybe they smell like pine Anyway here's a video for one of their songs. I like them so should you.

Serge fucking Gainsbourg

A drunk Serge Gainsbourg tells a young Whitney Houston he wants to fuck her. On live tv. Stunning!

Click the picture

Le Pequeña!

He (She, it?) is a genius. I first found his her it's videos back in January when he she it had this video mocking some spanish pop song. Well Pequeña has gone political and is officially C-list on youtube (400 subscribers more than me, fuckin betch).

Anyway this is my current fav of his hers its; material's a little dated I didnt have a blog until a few days ago. So here's a post I would have posted back during the Democratic primary. Enjoy!


and here's a more recent post: La Pequeña Sarah Palin

Benjamin Moore is having a sale!

Gomboc

I don't really know what this is. But it's sciencey and nerdy and pretty and I want one. But it's 300 for the cheap one. Anyway, neat.

Nerds can click the picture below for a look see.

Little Big Planet is having sex with my mind!!!

This game is pumping my cooch, the cooch of my mind that is. If you don't know what this is, it's the reason I don't want to leave my house anymore. It's incredible. It's not a video game, it's a... some sort of thing. It's cute and fucking hilarious and brilliant and fun. It's like art and a movie and a doll house and a video game all at once. This alone is reason enough to get a ps3. Yes, I really am as giddy as I sound.



The graphics really are that good, and you really can build all that stuff and it really is as fun as it looks. I made a character with a denim body and he wears a cardboard mask that I painted with a hamburger sticker and then I stapled on googly eyes, a big a plastic nose and a floppy tongue! Awesome!

kthxbai