Half boner for this - it's SFW

Sometimes I get boners for things that I don't want to get boners for, say like... shaved wookie pron. I used to get a boner in math class senior year high school. No hot girls in the class, a cranky old dude teacher, regardless it happened every day. I could spend 5 minutes trying to come up with a funny "theory" as to why this happened; but the real reason I'm writing this so there can be some text above the picture. Just for post-erity.

I get a half boner for this and I'm truly not embarrassed. I would probably get a full boner if I didn't have work to get back to.

thanks to buzzfeed.com for making posting fun shit way to easy