I've asked just about every girl I've dated, every lady friend I have and all the women of the night I've paid for "how small is the smallest you've ever seen?". I just have to know this stuff. Every girl has a story about this one guy, and the descritopn is usually punctuated by holding up the right pinky and using the thumb and forefinger of left hand to indicate how short the pinky size weener is.
Well this is the smallest I've ever seen and it's attached to a crazy man getting tazered by the po-po.
Win for all (NSFW)
Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.