Radical Islamic Sea Gulls crash US Airways Flight 1549. A flock of suicide birds calling themselves Gulls for the Jihad have claimed responsibility for the crash.
The following press release is being circulated by the Associated Press:
The UN is calling for negotiations but enraged citizens world wide are gathering around piers armed with homemade sardines stuffed with Alka Seltzer tablets.
2 comments:
hahaha! I was wondering what was up with the birds.
They're actually called Gulls Gone Wild.
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